What kind of gay are you?

Sadly I was not picked to be the new White House Social Secretary and well I know I couldn’t be anyway…too many elephant skeletons in my closet. Happily the White House has appointed its first openly male gay social secretary and to that I say kudos. Jeremy Bernard is a long time supporter of President Obama and an even long time name known at many levels in and out of Washington. Let’s just say that Bernard was a power gay before and now we may have to call him a supreme gay—ah maybe just super power gay?

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Jeremy Bernard now sits at the pinnacle of social circles and trust will be invited to every party from here until the end of his time. If he hasn’t already scored Oscar tickets I am sure they will bump Kathy Griffin or even Tom Cruise to make space for the new super power gay. Parties at the White House will never be the same again. No, I don’t think Bernard will add some campy aspects to parties and events at the White House but I do think a certain stylistic flare will accompany Jeremy as he brings forth the vision of the Obama’s and the Administration.

Enough about the job I didn’t get…let’s explore, only for a moment, the idea of the power gay. As defined by Urban Dictionary the power gay is a “male homosexual with an extremely active lifestyle or viewed by his peers as holding a position of high social stature”. There are days that I would love to believe that I am a power gay…and then I wake up. My reality is that I am a professional gay. A professional gay is one who speaks up and speaks out in public ways about being gay and working to ensure gays are seen as equal members of the greater society. In certain social circles a power gay can trump a professional gay because the power gays bring the people to the yard—yes clearly a reference to Kelis’ Milkshake.

So what kind of gay are you? What kind of gay do you want to be? I want to be a professional power gay. As a professional power gay it would be my job to be gay amazing and a national, nay, international level!