is it like the chinese zodiac?

individuals born in the year of the gay are creative, sensitive, ingenious, demanding, high strung, never cynical, and maintain a unique sense of style and morality. those born in this year can put together a party in a minutes notice…they are party planners extraordinaire. there are few fields in which gay people wouldn’t be successful but they have a disconcerting habit of being too sassy. they want to do things now, and if they cannot get started immediately, they become discouraged and sometimes leave their projects or their men. although good at making decisions, they tend to look down on others who cant make constructive decisions. having common sense, gay people have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories–when they are sober. monkey people are strong willed but their anger cools quickly–after a shot or a slap. they are most compatible with other gays, seldom lesbians.