1. you fitting between the polls at axis
2. having you be a bitch to me the first time tison brought me around
3. getting your towed car
4. dragging you to axis the first time i went there
5. you and me hanging out without tison so we could make him jealous
6. WALL STREET WALL STREET WALL STREET
7. always hearing you talk about how you had to work early the next morning and me thinking to myself “early my ass”
8. random comments how you, tison and me are all going to be the golden girls when we grow up
9. NINE HUNDREAD DOLLARS
10. just the fact of knowing that we were the hottest guys anywhere we went in columbus people need to know that you “don’t mess with the pretty”

(from an old email)